LuciusDickusMaximus Archive
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/r/Teachers
Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing
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/r/tifu
TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving
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/r/tifu
TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”
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/r/tifu
TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”
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/r/casualiama
I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!
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/r/Spanish
Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?
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/r/MobileAL
Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?
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/r/AITAH
Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?
/r/AskReddit
Conservatives of Reddit, when was the moment you realized that taxation is theft?
/r/AskReddit
If Lincoln's killer ran from a theatre and was caught in a warehouse and Kennedy's killer ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theatre, was Washington's killer found in a cot ware he was housed in a theatre?
/r/Showerthoughts
Lincoln's killer ran from a theatre and was caught in a warehouse and Kennedy's killer ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theatre, so was Washington's killer found in a cot ware he was housed in a theatre?
/r/Showerthoughts
If Lincoln's killer ran from a theatre and was caught in a warehouse and Kennedy's killer ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theatre, was Washington's killer found in a cot wear he was housed in a theatre?
/r/Showerthoughts
Give a man a fighter, he'll be safe for a day. Teach a man to fight her, he won't be scared of the demon lady for the rest of his life.
/r/AskReddit
Ladies of reddit who are usually ultra-independent, what was your "I need a hero, I'm holding out for a hero till the end of the night" moment?
/r/AskReddit
Redditors of Greek Orthodox faith, how did you react when your religion was taught in middle school as "Greek Mythology"?
/r/AskReddit
What do you believe to be false even though you can prove it?
/r/AskReddit
Virgins of reddit who abstain for non-religious but moral reasons, why do you do it?
/r/soccer
Samir Nasri is the best player of his generation. Yes, better than Ronaldo and Messi.
/r/AskReddit
Conservatives of Reddit, when was the moment you realized that taxation is theft?
/r/AskReddit
If Lincoln's killer ran from a theatre and was caught in a warehouse and Kennedy's killer ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theatre, was Washington's killer found in a cot ware he was housed in a theatre?
/r/Showerthoughts
Lincoln's killer ran from a theatre and was caught in a warehouse and Kennedy's killer ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theatre, so was Washington's killer found in a cot ware he was housed in a theatre?
/r/Showerthoughts
If Lincoln's killer ran from a theatre and was caught in a warehouse and Kennedy's killer ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theatre, was Washington's killer found in a cot wear he was housed in a theatre?
/r/Showerthoughts
Give a man a fighter, he'll be safe for a day. Teach a man to fight her, he won't be scared of the demon lady for the rest of his life.
/r/AskReddit
Ladies of reddit who are usually ultra-independent, what was your "I need a hero, I'm holding out for a hero till the end of the night" moment?
/r/AskReddit
Redditors of Greek Orthodox faith, how did you react when your religion was taught in middle school as "Greek Mythology"?
/r/AskReddit
What do you believe to be false even though you can prove it?
/r/AskReddit
Virgins of reddit who abstain for non-religious but moral reasons, why do you do it?
/r/soccer