LuciusDickusMaximus Archive
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/r/Teachers
Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing
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/r/tifu
TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving
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/r/tifu
TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”
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/r/tifu
TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”
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/r/casualiama
I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!
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/r/Spanish
Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?
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/r/MobileAL
Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?
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/r/AITAH
Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?
/r/DunderMifflin
In S3:E19, "Safety Training," why doesn't Stanley notice the watermelon that Michael has trampoline onto his car?
/r/AskReddit
Why do all dogs that I have ever pet try to bite me? Shouldn't they bite other people because they smell like meat too?
/r/AskReddit
Girls of Reddit who like me, what does it mean when you call a guy "buddy" or say "you're such a good friend"?
/r/Showerthoughts
A pen is just a pencil that is very sure of itself. A pencil is just an insecure pen.
/r/AskReddit
Redditors of reddit who claim to have met "the one," why are you so full of shit?
/r/Showerthoughts
A banana is just a long yellow orange
/r/AskReddit
If a toucan can fly, then why can't two can?
/r/AskReddit
If a toucan can fly, then can two can?
/r/AskReddit
What shouldn't exist and thankfully doesn't?
/r/soccer
Samir Nasri is the best player of his generation. Yes, better than Ronaldo and Messi.
/r/DunderMifflin
In S3:E19, "Safety Training," why doesn't Stanley notice the watermelon that Michael has trampoline onto his car?
/r/AskReddit
Why do all dogs that I have ever pet try to bite me? Shouldn't they bite other people because they smell like meat too?
/r/AskReddit
Girls of Reddit who like me, what does it mean when you call a guy "buddy" or say "you're such a good friend"?
/r/Showerthoughts
A pen is just a pencil that is very sure of itself. A pencil is just an insecure pen.
/r/AskReddit
Redditors of reddit who claim to have met "the one," why are you so full of shit?
/r/Showerthoughts
A banana is just a long yellow orange
/r/AskReddit
If a toucan can fly, then why can't two can?
/r/AskReddit
If a toucan can fly, then can two can?
/r/AskReddit
What shouldn't exist and thankfully doesn't?
/r/soccer