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/r/AskReddit

What caused your marriage to fall into shambles and what saved it?

/r/Showerthoughts

In basketball, grown men and women compete to throw a rubber spheroid in a metallic circle, but not if the people dressed like zookeepers don't let them.

/r/Showerthoughts

Give a man a jump, he will drive for a day. Teach a man to jump, he will fall for the rest of his life.

/r/AskReddit

Redditors who usually are very honest and hate deciet, what did someone do to you that caused your "here's a little lesson in trickery" moment?

/r/Showerthoughts

People would rather have a showerthot than a showerthought, though not always.

/r/PremierLeague

Samir Nasri is the best player of his generation. Yes, better than both Cristiano Ronaldo and Messi.

/r/AskReddit

What movie was so good it made every other movie bad for a while?

/r/soccer

Samir Nasri is the best player of his generation. Yes, better than both Cristiano Ronaldo and Messi.

/r/IAmA

IAmA intern at the Daily Wire who works with Ben Shapiro daily. Ask Me Anything!

/r/Showerthoughts

Ironically, anyone who says "Please" and "Thank You" is probably neither.